I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We are two peas in an std pod
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
