who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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