I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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