dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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