3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He better not be in your backpack
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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