I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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