you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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