How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I wear drunk well.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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