Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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