i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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