Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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