where am i from again
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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