My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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