do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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