did you get engaged???
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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