Im at strip club and am horny
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I forget how to act sober
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
