You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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