I must be too annoying 4 u.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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