does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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