Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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