But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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