Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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