i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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