who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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