these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
