Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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