Just fell off a train. Bad.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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