Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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