No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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