I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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