I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
