He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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