We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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