If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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