i permit you to call me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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