okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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