Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
