Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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