just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
that is very illegal...i love you.
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