I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
