She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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