How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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