I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
