I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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