he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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