Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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