You're so nebulous sometimes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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