My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
