I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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