Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I need to sanitize my soul.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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